You can't be serious!

Nothing I say here could possibly convince you to let some John McEnroe look alike posed as a lumberjack direct your next spot.

Except maybe that I'm not a frustrated filmmaker who'd rather be shooting features - no tantrums! I love ads. I come from the ad world. I understand how ads work and why they need to.

Before my non-existent career in tennis, I was serving up ideas in agencies as a Creative, so when it comes to your ideas, I understand how precious they are, and how important it is your next spot comes out a winner.

So if you want to collaborate with a team player who will rally hard, and follow through to give you an ace, then hit me with your latest and greatest script.

If we end up working together down the line, I promise to leave the racquet (and bad tennis puns) at home.

Representation: The Colony
Executive Producer: Sue Walker